someone else please do this: the Phemale Phanatic costume

So I've been obsessed with Philly costume ideas, even though I am being something totally different this year.  Nonetheless, I don't want my creativity to go to waste; maybe someone else can use my idea to create something awesome.  Behold, my collage for a Sexy Phillies Mascot, aka....

• Green lipstick or facepaint
• Blue eyeshadow
• A Phillies jersey or tee
• White shoes or sneakers
• Green long sleeve tee 
• Green tutu
• Red tights

Now I pulled all these items off the internet with easy searches, but a lot of similar items are probably lurking in your closet and make-up drawer.  The long sleeve tee comes from Target, the red tights from ModCloth, and the shoes from Payless.  I also thought that a green feather boa wrapped around the hips, or sewn to a miniskirt, could serve in place of the tutu.

Bonus items for the costume:

A Green Wig

Green Arm Length gloves (instead of the long sleeve T)

Or a blue poof for your hair